I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with offers for viagra. How do I filter all this garbage? It's driving me fucking spam insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.